You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Randomize
