I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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