Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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