since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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