I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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