I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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