Can Purell be used as lube?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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