i just wanna soil my oats bro
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Randomize
