Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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