And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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