that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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