all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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