Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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