We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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