We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
