Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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