I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize