I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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