I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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