talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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