I wish i was in the wii world.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
3pm strippers are depressing
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
