i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I deserve this hangover.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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