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(586): View more from Michigan

Porn is love you can see.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?

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(770): View more from Georgia

Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.

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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."

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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?

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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.

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Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?

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