Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
our cab driver is having phone sex.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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