Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
My vagina is very pro this idea
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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