i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Randomize
