What a fucking waste of an outfit
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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