You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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