everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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