Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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