she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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