For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
