Im at strip club and am horny
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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