I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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