I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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