shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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