I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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