lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
