idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
even my farts smell like vagina
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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