i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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