i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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