I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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