I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
