U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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