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whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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