All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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