: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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