i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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