Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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