I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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