i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
my vag is so smooth its legendary
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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